Yes, yes I'm bored.

Can we put together a team of bad guys (11 players and a manager) who have been to prison, to play a team of 11 plus a manager who all had stupid haircuts?

Here's a few from me to start with -

BAD GUYS XI
David Pipe D
Ched Evans ST
Lee Hughes S
Eric Cantina M
Tony Adams D
Adam Johnson M
Joey Barton M

Steve Evans Manager (think he went down for tax fraud)

BAD HAIRCUTS XI
Bobby Charlton M
Kevin Keegan S
Paul Pogba M
Barry Venison D
Andy Carroll (in his dreadlock days) - Physio's bench.

Steve Evans Manager (for that stupid bleached blond look after he lost a bet).

County alone could field around 7 or 8 who did time, I think.

Bad haircuts - your mention of bleach brings to mind a World Cup when one team (Eastern European. Romania or similar?) opted to bleach their hair. Almost every player did. It looked faintly ridiculous.

I’m pretty sure Guppy (Craig Hughes) did time. Ralph Coates has to be in the bad barnet XI.

Adam Chapman as well.

Reading had a Bulgarian goalkeeper who turned up wearing a wig, having been on TV in the World Cup without. Always known as Wiggy.

Darren Jones
Chris Zebroski

Gary Pick

Wasn't Ched Evans found not guilty in a retrial so a good guy in the eyes of the law?

Amberexile wrote:Wasn't Ched Evans found not guilty in a retrial so a good guy in the eyes of the law?

I think you could still rightly consider him a bit of a bad guy though. Still thinks it's acceptable to treat women like pieces of meat, whether within the boundaries of the law or not.

Luke McCormick GK

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... _of_crimes

I know it's cheating a bit but here are a few more. Some interesting names there.

I can think of a few fraudsters for impersonating goalscorers

Jason Lee - he's got a pineapple on his head....

Alan Brazil and David Armstrong (S'hampton) for the Barnets.

Mark Aizlewood and Paul Sugrue.