I know there is a jokes thread in Everything Else but this deserves to stay here for a while to cheer us up after last night.


Little Johnny was in class in Canton, Cardiff

His teachers asks the class of 30 which football team they support.....

29 of the class answer" CARDIFF CITY , Miss.... "

" JOHNNY, " she asks, '' you didn't answer.? " ....



'' Who do you support? " she asked him.

"NEWPORT COUNTY"" He proudly answers..

"NEWPORT COUNTY! Why? She asks.

" My Mum and Dad do, so I followed their example" he replied.

'So if you Dad was a Drug Dealer and your Mum was a Prostitute you would follow their example?'

"No, Miss, I would be like the rest of my class mates and support Cardiff City if they were" he answered