Can we have a jokes thread?

If it ain't amber or ain't football then it belongs here!
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pembsexile

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Sunny and warm Pembrokeshire

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby pembsexile » March 28th, 2020, 7:56 pm

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do :grin: :cheers:
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llanwern exile

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Usually in the milton

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby llanwern exile » March 29th, 2020, 9:59 am

All these people working extra hours making toilet rolls! do they get paid overtime or time in loo?
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Stan A. Einstein

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby Stan A. Einstein » April 3rd, 2020, 1:24 pm

So I met this fella yesterday. He says to me'

"Stan I was a big pop star back in the 1980's, I sang Stand and Deliver."

I didn't believe him but he was adamant.. :grin:

Adam Ant, oh please yourselves.
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Elmo

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Swansea

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby Elmo » April 16th, 2020, 3:21 pm

I had some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one very minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his patients and now he can no longer work in the job he loves.

What a waste of time, training and money.

A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.
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DeePeeNCAFC

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby DeePeeNCAFC » April 18th, 2020, 4:37 pm

What's got 8 teeth and is 200 feet long?

The queue outside Cwmbran Asda today.
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DeePeeNCAFC

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby DeePeeNCAFC » May 10th, 2020, 3:03 pm

I don't have a lot of time for Cardiff City but have to say I warmed to them a little when I heard their act of generosity -

Apparently, the club have melted down all their trophies to provide the NHS with vital equipment. The Cardiff hospital trust have thanked the club for the new pair of tweezers
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