Things you could say at a County game but also during sex

[Kairdiff Exile]

On Twitter and County Chat (FB), the 1912 Exiles podcast are today asking:

"Name a thing you can say at a County game but also during sex"

Suggestions also welcome on here. Examples:
- "This'd be much better if we still had Scott Twine in the middle"
- "Christ this mud is spoiling everything"

[Steve_]

Get it in the box!!!!

[UPTHEPORT]

That's a lovely Ball

Well slotted in Oh! Matron

[Steve_]

Stop dribbling and just shoot

[UPTHEPORT]

This thread could be a nightmare for the moderation team

[phil_in_npton]

Good Morning

Tricky one for us exiles... I don’t get to come as often as I want, when I was younger I used to come on my own, never chatting to anyone just on my own in the corner.
In later life the wife came too, but only really enjoyed it when part of a chanting crowd,

Phil in Northampton

[mad norm]

GREAT TACKLE

[Stan A. Einstein]

Well we spent an awfully long time talking about it darling. And the anticipation before hand was quite something. But in the end it was all over very quickly and to be quite honest love you as I do, frankly it's Saturday night and all I can feel is that sad mixture of utter frustration mixed with more than a tinge of disappointment. Still, as I say I love you, so let's give it another go Tuesday.

[Stan A. Einstein]

Then again a County player might say:

Yes I know I said I was up for it but frankly I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Look it's no big deal, failure to perform has happened to most players at some time or another.

[Willthiswork]

I can't believe you're still complaining despite me doing much better than you anticipated.

[pembsexile]

Look, ffs, performance isn’t everything you know, it’s the end result that matters.

[Stan A. Einstein]

I can't believe you're still complaining despite me doing much better than you anticipated.

I can't believe you are so utterly devoid of a sense of humour.

[Willthiswork]

I can't believe you're still complaining despite me doing much better than you anticipated.

I can't believe you are so utterly devoid of a sense of humour.

Someone didn't get the memo...

[JonD]

I don't think this is Robbie's best position.

[Willthiswork]

I don't think this is Robbie's best position.

Stop - we have a winner!