Things you could say at a County game but also during sex

[Kairdiff Exile]

I don't think this is Robbie's best position.

Very good, sir!

[DeePeeNCAFC]

Priestley Farquharson. That’s a mouthful for anyone.

Tom King showed a strong wrist there.

And Robbie Wilmott placed it straight in the box.

Mike Flynn is getting (in) the sack soon.

One for those from West Wales - “Baa”.

Can Sheehan find a gap? Oh yes, he slipped it in there.

Demitriou is drying it with a towel, oh yes - that’s a huge one.

Dolan is a firm fans’ favourite. He has slotted in really well in front of Townsend.

Amond is an experienced pro, he only needs one sniff in the box and he scores.

[Mr Figo]

"I'm not going to dress it up - it is what it is"

[Kairdiff Exile]

Demitriou is drying it with a towel, oh yes - that’s a huge one.

Laughed out loud at that one. Excellent work.

[Rhys with an H]

Seaman is running out of the box. Real quote. But after the event, unless you like a double dip?

[phil_in_npton]

Surely he’s going to put his flag up?

[neilcork68]

Oops sorry I thought I could use the back pass

[JonD]

I do wish Sheehan would push forward into the hole just behind the front two.

[Stan A. Einstein]

Sorry about that. Flopped again.

[Mr Figo]

How can we be free-flowing on a surface like that?