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Your Weirdest Date

Postby JonD » June 11th, 2018, 8:37 am

Many years ago I met a lady in a night club who took me back to hers where we......watched her wedding video. Then she fell asleep. Talk about anticlimax.

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Re: Your Weirdest Date

Postby Willthiswork » June 11th, 2018, 10:14 am

14th Sept 1989
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Re: Your Weirdest Date

Postby JonD » June 11th, 2018, 1:23 pm

Willthiswork wrote:14th Sept 1989


Shit. It was you!
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Postby mad norm » June 11th, 2018, 10:18 pm

Octumber the nirth Nineteen canteen
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Postby JonD » July 6th, 2018, 7:44 am

Heard one on Wednesday night. A friend of a friend from the Wirral decided to try his luck on Tinder. He was quite an outdoorsy lad, who regularly went scuba diving and surfing, so created a profile and as a result went on a few dates.l with different ladies; nothing serious, nothing too intense.

He eventually met a lady who sounded a good match, and on his second date things were moving rather quickly. She invited him back to hers and things continued to go well until she said “I’m going upstairs. Come up when I call you”.

In due course he was summoned upstairs. She was waiting for him in bed. But there was no quilt. Just an undersheet with an unpleasant feel to it.

Nevertheless he got naked and joined her whereupon she squatted over him and began to urinate on him.

This, as you might imagine, caused him some concern. He queried what the hell she was doing. She retorted that he’d said he was into it.

“Into what exactly?”

Watersports”.
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Postby rncfc » July 8th, 2018, 1:44 pm

Hahaha!!! I know someone who has had similar happen to them bizarrely! Could be the same girl.
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Postby neilcork68 » July 10th, 2018, 1:31 pm

I remember I was dating identical twins in the mid 80's...

This wasn't my intention , it just happened........I with going out with the one girl and she had a cute little birth mark in a very intimate place..........Unless she was excellent with make up , one night when I was getting a little bit intimate there wasn't a birth mark :oops:
There was three options , either she hid it well, my eyesight was failing or ?????? ( I will leave it there :wink: )

I always had the idea of bedding them both at the same time in a threesome...I suppose I did ...sort of :wink: :lol:
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Postby Stan A. Einstein » July 10th, 2018, 6:51 pm

At 12-34 on fifth of June 1978 it was

12345678.

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Re: Your Weirdest Date

Postby newgroundrodney » July 17th, 2018, 12:49 pm

Stan A. Einstein wrote:At 12-34 on fifth of June 1978 it was

12345678.

:lol:


I remember being on nights at 01:02 03/04/05
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Re: Your Weirdest Date

Postby neilcork68 » July 23rd, 2018, 12:54 pm

Another 'weird date' I went on was when I started off with one girl ( girl A ) , half way through the night I got bored with her and had 'relations' with ( girl B ) :wink: :lol:........went home and spent the night with ( girl C )

I was a complete tart in my younger days :sex:

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