Can we have a jokes thread?

If it ain't amber or ain't football then it belongs here!
no avatar
User

mad norm

Location

In a Station Lane not as long as Warnhams

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby mad norm » June 22nd, 2020, 8:02 pm

I kicked a ball into the air and missedp
no avatar
User

DeePeeNCAFC

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby DeePeeNCAFC » June 26th, 2020, 9:11 pm

Nope, I didn't get that last joke.

Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -

Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.
no avatar
User

Stan A. Einstein

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Postby Stan A. Einstein » June 28th, 2020, 11:17 pm

DeePeeNCAFC wrote:Nope, I didn't get that last joke.

Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -

Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.


Nope, I didn't get that last joke.

Try this one.

Snake goes into school. Teacher says what is ten divided by two.

How would I know? Says the snake, I'm only an adder.
Previous

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Powered by phpBB ®