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Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: June 22nd, 2020, 9:02 pm
by mad norm
I kicked a ball into the air and missedp
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: June 26th, 2020, 10:11 pm
by DeePeeNCAFC
Nope, I didn't get that last joke.
Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -
Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: June 29th, 2020, 12:17 am
by Stan A. Einstein
DeePeeNCAFC wrote:Nope, I didn't get that last joke.
Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -
Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.
Nope, I didn't get that last joke.
Try this one.
Snake goes into school. Teacher says what is ten divided by two.
How would I know? Says the snake, I'm only an adder.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:18 pm
by neilcork68
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a BACARDI and
COKE.
The bartender looks at the bear and asks ''Why the big pause?''
The bear shrugs his shoulders and replys ''I dunno , I was born with them , I guess''
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:22 pm
by neilcork68
Did you hear the rumour about Butter being bad for you ???
Dont ask me , I am not going to spread it
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:23 pm
by neilcork68
Whats the most popular time to have a dental appointment ?????
Tooth hurt - y
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:28 pm
by neilcork68
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ???
the same middle name
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:30 pm
by neilcork68
What do you call BEARS with no ears ????????
B
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:34 pm
by neilcork68
A man asks his wife of thirty years .......''Darling , Am I the only ONE you have ever slept with ?????
Yes darling , the rest were at least 7 or 8 out of 10
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 11:35 pm
by neilcork68
What do TOFU and a VIBRATOR have in common ?????
They are both MEAT substitutes
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: August 3rd, 2020, 9:35 pm
by neilcork68
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: August 3rd, 2020, 9:38 pm
by neilcork68
I farted at work the other day… and my co-worker started trying to open the window.
It must have been a really bad one — we are in the Navy and work on a submarine.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: August 3rd, 2020, 9:41 pm
by neilcork68
Having sex in an elevator is wrong.
On so many levels.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: August 12th, 2020, 6:06 pm
by DeePeeNCAFC
Keep them coming Neil. Keeping up forum users' spirits and bringing a smile to my face.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
Posted: August 12th, 2020, 6:12 pm
by DeePeeNCAFC
Best mate just told me he failed his aboriginal music exam a few months ago.
I asked him, "Did you re-do it?"