Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
167Nope, I didn't get that last joke.
Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -
Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.
Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -
Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
168Nope, I didn't get that last joke.DeePeeNCAFC wrote:Nope, I didn't get that last joke.
Try this one, and with apologies to Brendan in advance -
Covid-19 news from Ireland....Public swimming pools will reopen on the 4th July. Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes
1,3 and 5.
Try this one.
Snake goes into school. Teacher says what is ten divided by two.
How would I know? Says the snake, I'm only an adder.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
169A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a BACARDI and
COKE.
The bartender looks at the bear and asks ''Why the big pause?''
The bear shrugs his shoulders and replys ''I dunno , I was born with them , I guess''
COKE.
The bartender looks at the bear and asks ''Why the big pause?''
The bear shrugs his shoulders and replys ''I dunno , I was born with them , I guess''
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
170Did you hear the rumour about Butter being bad for you ???
Dont ask me , I am not going to spread it
Dont ask me , I am not going to spread it
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
171Whats the most popular time to have a dental appointment ?????
Tooth hurt - y
Tooth hurt - y
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
172What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ???
the same middle name
the same middle name
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
174A man asks his wife of thirty years .......''Darling , Am I the only ONE you have ever slept with ?????
Yes darling , the rest were at least 7 or 8 out of 10
Yes darling , the rest were at least 7 or 8 out of 10
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
175What do TOFU and a VIBRATOR have in common ?????
They are both MEAT substitutes
They are both MEAT substitutes
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
176What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file
A PDF file
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
177I farted at work the other day… and my co-worker started trying to open the window.
It must have been a really bad one — we are in the Navy and work on a submarine.
It must have been a really bad one — we are in the Navy and work on a submarine.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
179Keep them coming Neil. Keeping up forum users' spirits and bringing a smile to my face.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
180Best mate just told me he failed his aboriginal music exam a few months ago.
I asked him, "Did you re-do it?"
I asked him, "Did you re-do it?"
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