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Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 24th, 2020, 6:56 pm
by UPTHEPORT
If anyone knocks on your door and says they need to stick their finger up your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam

I feel so stupid now

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 24th, 2020, 7:32 pm
by Stan A. Einstein
According to Michael Give construction workers can work on building sites safely. Really how can you fit windows and doors, lay pipes and countless other jobs without close contact with fellow workers?

You can't.

If anyone was in any doubt that Michael Gove is a total f@cking pr!ck that uncertainty must surely now have been removed.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 24th, 2020, 7:34 pm
by Willthiswork
neilcork68 wrote:As i said, thats it done now for me.....
i aint going outside the door unless there is an emergency for 9 more days until I am clear of the isolation time
But we've been told to stay in for at least 3 weeks now.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 24th, 2020, 8:13 pm
by Percy plunkett
Stan A. Einstein wrote:According to Michael Give construction workers can work on building sites safely. Really how can you fit windows and doors, lay pipes and countless other jobs without close contact with fellow workers?

You can't.

If anyone was in any doubt that Michael Gove is a total f@cking pr!ck that uncertainty must surely now have been removed.
Construction workers are self employed,they don't get 80% of their wages like on the books workers,or our players and management who get the full 100%,they get nothing.I'm not saying just go to work regardless,the government need to look after self employed as well to discourage them going to work.There are instances where it would be alright,say you have a roofer or gutter man working on your property,he stays outside.You don't make him a cuppa or invite him in for a sandwich and speak at a distance.If he needs the loo then that could cause a problem.As for work in being done indoors,that has to be postponed.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 24th, 2020, 9:37 pm
by UPTHEPORT
People will still need building repairs etc

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 24th, 2020, 10:05 pm
by Stan A. Einstein
UPTHEPORT wrote:People will still need building repairs etc
Nobody is arguing about emergency plumbers if your pipes burst. But building sites are dangerous enough as it is.

Simple solution give a universal basic income.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 25th, 2020, 11:38 am
by Amberexile
Stan A. Einstein wrote:
UPTHEPORT wrote:People will still need building repairs etc
Nobody is arguing about emergency plumbers if your pipes burst. But building sites are dangerous enough as it is.

Simple solution give a universal basic income.
I'd be up for that but doubt comrade Boris would find is quite so appealing as I.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 25th, 2020, 11:42 am
by UPTHEPORT
I've been sent home got nasty cough and temp and lost sense of smell and taste

But I'm not important enough to test as a humble porter apparently only front line nurses and doctors being tested

But Charlie boy has had a test

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 25th, 2020, 12:21 pm
by whoareya
UPTHEPORT wrote:I've been sent home got nasty cough and temp and lost sense of smell and taste

But I'm not important enough to test as a humble porter apparently only front line nurses and doctors being tested

But Charlie boy has had a test
Look after yourself JIm, porters are as valued as anyone else in this.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 25th, 2020, 12:28 pm
by Corpaboy
UPTHEPORT wrote:I've been sent home got nasty cough and temp and lost sense of smell and taste

But I'm not important enough to test as a humble porter apparently only front line nurses and doctors being tested

But Charlie boy has had a test
Does make you wonder with all of these “important” people , and “celebrities” announcing that they’ve tested “positive” ?
NHS staff being told to stay home if they have symptoms , but not getting tested to clear them to return to work ??
Stay safe Jim

Sing “You’ll Never Walk Alone” repeatedly through the day to keep ya pecker up !!!
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Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 25th, 2020, 12:39 pm
by lowandhard
UPTHEPORT wrote:I've been sent home got nasty cough and temp and lost sense of smell and taste

But I'm not important enough to test as a humble porter apparently only front line nurses and doctors being tested

But Charlie boy has had a test
Look after yourself Jim, I think it’s a disgrace that people are not being tested and the figures government are quoting are therefore bullshit. My eldest son is a respiratory consultant at UHW and of course I’m extremely concerned.
This government led by Bozo have done far too little and far far too late. Disgraceful cavalier attitude by this lot , they have squandered the warning time they had for economic dogma and endangered us all. Early on they failed to control immigration and didn’t test and track. Test, test and test again.
On the point of Charlie boy , your point is well made. Incidentally apparently it’s ok for him to go to his holiday home unlike the rest of society.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 25th, 2020, 1:40 pm
by Percy plunkett
UPTHEPORT wrote:I've been sent home got nasty cough and temp and lost sense of smell and taste

But I'm not important enough to test as a humble porter apparently only front line nurses and doctors being tested

But Charlie boy has had a test
That is due to those unwashed fingers up your back passage yesterday.Just tap your ruby slippers together and say "there's no place like home" and it will soon pass.Get well soon Jim.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 27th, 2020, 11:38 am
by UPTHEPORT
So prime minister gets symptoms he gets tested i get symptoms but told im not allowed a test despite working in nhs and Wales worst effected hospital

You really couldn't write this stuff

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 27th, 2020, 11:44 am
by Stan A. Einstein
UPTHEPORT wrote:So prime minister gets symptoms he gets tested i get symptoms but told im not allowed a test despite working in nhs and Wales worst effected hospital

You really couldn't write this stuff
As I said everyone's a socialist now. I genuinely despair that those who are most useful to society are the worst treated and the lowest paid. As far as I'm concerned the test on Boris the Idiot is the only positive thing about him.

Re: Coronavirus - Elderly should avoid LARGE Crowds

Posted: March 27th, 2020, 12:12 pm
by Willthiswork
UPTHEPORT wrote:So prime minister gets symptoms he gets tested i get symptoms but told im not allowed a test despite working in nhs and Wales worst effected hospital

You really couldn't write this stuff
Let's simply ignore the fact that he has to meet people on a regular basis to try and sort this crap out as well as his partner is pregnant, he is isolating from her. I doubt that his story and yours compare. You can go home and netflix and chill, he can't really.