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Women's Super League:
Man City 3-1 Man Utd 12:30

L1
Burton 0-1 Port Vale (B)

L2
Mansfield 1-1 Colchester 12:30
Harrogate 3-0 Bradford 13:00
Barrow 1-0 Newport County
Crewe 1-1 Wimbledon
Doncaster 2-0 Forest Green
Grimsby 1-3 Wrexham
Morecambe 2-3 Gillingham
Notts County 1-2 Salford
Sutton 3-1 Accrington
Tranmere 1-3 Crawley
Stockport 5-0 M K Dons (B)

National:
Aldershot 1-1 Solihull
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Table after matches played Saturday 16th March:
Bristol 442 (58)
DeePee 435 (45)
Dale 432 (45)
Excess 425 (47)
Reebok 421 (53)
Neil 399 (46)
Coxy 391 (39)
Flat 387 (45)
Phil 376 (41)
Butlins 358 (37)
Fu Ming 356 (42)
Norm 332 (32)
RNCFC 32 (1)

Coxy 5
DeePee 13 (1)
Reebok 4
Fu Ming 5
Excess 11
Dale 10 (1)
Butlins 11 (1)
Bristol 11
Norm 7 (1)
Phil 7 (1)
Flat 14 (1)
Neil 13 (1)

Table after matches played Saturday 23rd March:
Bristol 453 (58)
DeePee 448 (46)
Dale 442 (46)
Excess 436 (47)
Reebok 425 (53)
Neil 412 (47)
Flat 401 (46)
Coxy 396 (39)
Phil 383 (42)
Butlins 369 (38)
Fu Ming 361 (42)
Norm 339 (33)
RNCFC 32 (1)