Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

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So this shark is swimming in the ocean and he sees a squid. "How you feeling?" asks the shark, "Fine" replies the squid. So the shark swims off. Half hour later the shark sees another squid. "How you feeling?" asks the shark. "Great" replies the squid. So the shark again swims off. Ten minutes later the shark sees another squid. "How you feeling?" asks the shark. "Dog rough" replies the squid, "must have been something I ate."
At this the shark grabs the squid in it's jaws and swims off to find his wife. He gives his wife the the terrified creature saying, "Here you are love, it's the sick squid I owe you."

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