Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
211A man asked his wife “ what would you do if I won the lottery?” His wife replied “ I’d take half and pack my bags and leave you!” Great, he said I’ve won £12.00...... there’s £6, pack your bags, off you go.
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And if you're not in, they'll just leave the vaccine behind the bin.llanwern exile wrote:Heard that all amazon drivers are being trained to give the covid vaccine, they should have the whole country vaccinated by sunday or friday if you have prime.
That’s so bad it’s actually quite funnymad norm wrote:A snail slides into a bar and asks for beer. The barman just picked it up and chucked out the door.
A few weeks later the same snail went back,tapped the barman on the ankle and said "What did you do that for"" ?
Did you Google it Jon? I don’t think I can post a screenshot on here of the Google result - it’s genuine rather than a joke but the result is quite funny, unless you’re a Spurs fan!JonD wrote:That's gone right over my head.
Me also,(confused in Milford)JonD wrote:That's gone right over my head.
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