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332Womans text to husband..." Help windows frozen"
" Don't worry love just pour some warm water over it and just gently tap it with hammer"
" I've done this and we have a problem"
"What problems? "
" Your monitor is cracked and the computer doesn't work anymore"
" Don't worry love just pour some warm water over it and just gently tap it with hammer"
" I've done this and we have a problem"
"What problems? "
" Your monitor is cracked and the computer doesn't work anymore"
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333I don't understand why people complain about not getting eight hours sleep a night.
It's so easy to do
I can do it with my eyes closed
It's so easy to do
I can do it with my eyes closed
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334Paddy goes for a job interview
He gets the offer of the job so he asks what the wages are?
"It's £10.60 per hour for the first six months then £18 per hour after that ",
When can you start, he's asked
In six months time
He gets the offer of the job so he asks what the wages are?
"It's £10.60 per hour for the first six months then £18 per hour after that ",
When can you start, he's asked
In six months time
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335A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled.
No, it’s just regular p*rn, you sick f*ck.
No, it’s just regular p*rn, you sick f*ck.
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336After almost 55 years on this planet I had an epiphany today.
I now know why I'm FAT
STRESSED spelt backwards is DESSERTS
and I've been stressed many times in my life
I now know why I'm FAT
STRESSED spelt backwards is DESSERTS
and I've been stressed many times in my life
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337I had to go to the Grange A&E Department last night.
I don't want to bore you with any details but just a warning to be had
DYSON BALL CLEANER vacuum is a dangerously misleading product name
I don't want to bore you with any details but just a warning to be had
DYSON BALL CLEANER vacuum is a dangerously misleading product name
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338After a few 'issues' my doctor told me I'm chronically important...after another disappointing night I think I may have misheard him.
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339Was that your other half buying new batteries for your hearing aidCathedralCounty wrote: August 16th, 2023, 10:22 am After a few 'issues' my doctor told me I'm chronically important...after another disappointing night I think I may have misheard him.
Re: Can we have a jokes thread?
340Given the issue in this scenario new batteries for something else?!neilcork68 wrote: August 19th, 2023, 5:07 pmWas that your other half buying new batteries for your hearing aidCathedralCounty wrote: August 16th, 2023, 10:22 am After a few 'issues' my doctor told me I'm chronically important...after another disappointing night I think I may have misheard him.
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341CathedralCounty wrote: August 20th, 2023, 12:15 pmGiven the issue in this scenario new batteries for something else?!neilcork68 wrote: August 19th, 2023, 5:07 pmWas that your other half buying new batteries for your hearing aidCathedralCounty wrote: August 16th, 2023, 10:22 am After a few 'issues' my doctor told me I'm chronically important...after another disappointing night I think I may have misheard him.
Is it me or does that buzzing spoil the moment ?
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342Without casting aspersions on your 'gender identity' you may not be the target audience?! Sure there is a joke in there somewhere about a neighbour being convinced there was a beehive next door but turned out not to be...?neilcork68 wrote: August 21st, 2023, 10:29 amCathedralCounty wrote: August 20th, 2023, 12:15 pmGiven the issue in this scenario new batteries for something else?!neilcork68 wrote: August 19th, 2023, 5:07 pmWas that your other half buying new batteries for your hearing aidCathedralCounty wrote: August 16th, 2023, 10:22 am After a few 'issues' my doctor told me I'm chronically important...after another disappointing night I think I may have misheard him.
Is it me or does that buzzing spoil the moment ?
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343I'm not saying I'm having a run of bad luck but I left two Man United season tickets in my car that was broken into last night.
I don't like the fact that some scumbag broke into my car , it's the fact that they left another two in there
I don't like the fact that some scumbag broke into my car , it's the fact that they left another two in there
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