What does a SAUSAGE , ONION RING , BURGER and MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE IN COMMON ?
They all get battered on a daily basis
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347What does a Politician and a nappy have in common.
Both need changing from time to time and both are full of Sh..
Both need changing from time to time and both are full of Sh..
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348I decided not to open a tyre shop as I didn't want to tread on anyone's toes...
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349I actually LOVE that because its an 'Irish joke' which shows the intelligence and sharpness of the Irish.neilcork68 wrote: August 13th, 2023, 8:59 am Paddy goes for a job interview
He gets the offer of the job so he asks what the wages are?
"It's £10.60 per hour for the first six months then £18 per hour after that ",
When can you start, he's asked
In six months time
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350Offered to make a spicy meal for a girl I fancied, she said “I’ll come round but you can’t curry love”…
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351How can you tell if someone is a Vegan ?
Hang around them for a few minutes. They will tell you by then.
Hang around them for a few minutes. They will tell you by then.
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352Had a real ding dong of a row with a Wrexham fan the other day, jokingly called them a 'glory hunter' - they went mad and said 'how dare you! I've been a loyal fan of my club for 2 and a half years!' (works better out loud if you play the Wrexham fan as an indignant American with no sense of irony).
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353Scotsman taking his wife for a pint in Glasgow
They walked past a fancy restaurant and the Scotsman said "That smells bloody lovely lass"
A few seconds later the Scotsman thought he'd give his wife a treat,
So they walked past it again
They walked past a fancy restaurant and the Scotsman said "That smells bloody lovely lass"
A few seconds later the Scotsman thought he'd give his wife a treat,
So they walked past it again
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354Hang around them for a few minutes. They will tell you by thenneilcork68 wrote: January 10th, 2024, 10:29 am How can you tell if someone is a Vegan ?
Hang around them for a few minutes. They will tell you by then.
Sounds like anyone in Newport without a ticket to the Utd game…”course I’ve been a County fan for years”….but not not as long as they’ve been a Manchester United fan
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355BONO and THE EDGE walk into a bar and order a bottle of Bourbon .
The Barman looks up and says " Oh no , not U2 again
The Barman looks up and says " Oh no , not U2 again
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