Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

DeePeeNCAFC wrote:
JonD wrote:That's gone right over my head. :(
Did you Google it Jon? I don’t think I can post a screenshot on here of the Google result - it’s genuine rather than a joke but the result is quite funny, unless you’re a Spurs fan!
Ah, got it now. :)

Never saw it the first time I tried.

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

Why is diarrhoea hereditary? It runs in your genes!

How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

Re: Can we have a jokes thread?

On a small island in the south Pacific a lone Japanese soldier, Mr Soto Amamoto 103 years of age was broken hearted today finding out that the second world war was over and that his lone stand had been in vain. His first question was what had happened to the Emperor Hirohito. On being told he had been dead for over 40 years he nearly broke down. He then asked was Hitler still in charge in Germany, only to be told he had been dead for 76 years. How about Churchill he then asked, is he still in charge in Britain? Again only to been shocked that Churchill had died nearly 60 years previously. Desperate to find some continuity he finally asked, Jimmy Anderson, still opening the bowling for England.

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