Someone has started up a Literature thread on here, great idea. In an attempt at keeping things light hearted, I think we should have a nomination for the most cheesiest/corniest song ever written. You know, the one that is so bad that it is actually very good. If we get enough nominations, if I can sort out how to do it, we can even have a poll. No spoilers though

My nomination for the greatest corniest song ever played is;

Kursall Flyers - he knows that she knows that he knows, she’s two timing me.

The most fabulous and outrageous lyrics you will ever hear. A Mike Batt classic. Bikinis, urgency, detergent. It’s all there. Stupendous music.

How about "The Proclaimers" walking 500 miles backwards and forwards

Good Evening

Just browsing whilst doing my ablutions....

I’m not into any music in particular, I like a pretty broad cross section. However I think I can possibly add to the cheesy aspect.
Of the few bands/artists I have seen live in distant history are..

The Dooleys
Lonnie Donegan
Liquid Gold
Paco Pena
Madness

Nothing to shout about with that lot!

I had teenage crushes on Lynsey De Paul, Dana, and Suzi Quattro amongst others!

Phil in Northampton

Oh come on Phil
Lonnie Donegan. An icon.. MY OL MAN'S A DUSTMAN.
Madness. Disagree on your choice there also
Val Doonigan.now he was naff

Queen "The Invisible Man"
Poison "Every Rose has it's Thorn"

Two - I have heard in the last week. "Cheesy" really is subjective!

This
has to be my favourite cheesy track, the lyrics are so good I always listen to the whole song from start to finish. And then can’t get the song out of my head all day.